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May 25, 2012

Just Fred from Aggie

Filed under: News — Scottie @ 16:43

Oldie but a cutie, , ,enjoy

Just Fred

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the officer asks. ‘Just Fred,’ the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. ‘Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’

The biker replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me.’ I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.

Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.’

The officer walked away laughing hysterically!

1 Comment »

  1. this is so funny, although I don’t know about the meaning of VD
    Nikki

    Hello Nikki. It means Venereal Disease. it is a sexually transmitted disease. STD. I am getting ready for work. I got a lot done yesterday, and Ron and I fell into bed exhausted. I normally get between 30 and 60 emails a day. Most I can just file, some I can delete and all the rest I try to answer. I got through hundreds of emails yesterday. Well I am getting ready for work. It is my weekend to work. Hugs.

    Comment by Nikki — May 26, 2012 @ 02:12


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