Scotties Toy Box

July 8, 2016

Sex at 68 funny… are we old yet ???

Filed under: News — Scottie @ 22:39

Scottie here…. I love the one about finding your glasses… you can’t count the times Ron has called out to me for help finding his glasses because he dropped them or they slid behind the bed… have fun, enjoy and hugs


I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 68.
I’m so happy, because I live at number 72.
So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it’s the same side of the street.

I don’t even have to cross the road!


Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,

but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."


My wife and I had words,

but I didn’t get to use mine.


Frustration is trying to find your

glasses without your glasses.

Blessed are those who can
give without remembering

and take without forgetting.


The irony of life is that,
by the time you’re old enough

to know your way around,
you’re not going anywhere.


God made man before woman

so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.


I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.


Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Aspire to inspire before you expire.


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