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January 26, 2017

Marine disappointed Keystone Pipeline not full of beer

Filed under: News — Scottie @ 14:41

I love this. It was funny and you can actually see it starting like this. I know as a young service member I sure would have been in favor of a beer pipeline. Right to the barracks. 🙂 Think of it , a spill would take on a totally new meaning. I think we should look into. Hugs

bluebird of bitterness

FromThe Duffel Blog.

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — Soon after President Donald Trump signed an executive order to authorize construction of the Keystone Pipeline, a large portion of the nation’s military service members applauded the move as a helpful step towards more accessible domestic beer.

That is until Marine Pvt. Jeff Ertley visited the existing length of pipeline while on leave and was disappointed to discover the 1,179-mile pipeline is actually not full of Keystone Light.

“I got to the pipeline with my beer mug and a bag of pretzels, but there wasn’t a tap to be found,” an incredulous Ertley told reporters. “What good is a beer pipeline if I can’t get the beer? I’m beginning to think this whole pipeline authorization thing is just about politics.”

Making matters worse, the White House confirmed there was no Keystone in the pipeline in a tweet, causing panic throughout the Marine Corps.

“What do you mean, there’s…

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