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May 1, 2018

Happy May Day from

Filed under: Funny Stuff — Scottie @ 13:47

Happy May Day

Happy May Day

It was the first of May
A lovely warm spring day
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride;
But my knees were all a-flutter,
And I landed in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.

Yes, I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter
When a lady passing by did softly say:
“You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses” —

And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

(Author unknown)


  1. Heard this MANY years ago. Thought the message was good then … still think it’s good today. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    Comment by Nan — May 1, 2018 @ 14:08

    • Yes it is both funny and has a good point. Hugs


      Comment by Scottie — May 1, 2018 @ 14:15

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