It was the first of May
A lovely warm spring day
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride;
But my knees were all a-flutter,
And I landed in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Yes, I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter
When a lady passing by did softly say:
“You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses” —
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.
(Author unknown)
Heard this MANY years ago. Thought the message was good then … still think it’s good today. 🙂
Comment by Nan — May 1, 2018 @ 14:08
Yes it is both funny and has a good point. Hugs
Comment by Scottie — May 1, 2018 @ 14:15