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September 3, 2018

Seems legit

Filed under: Atheism, Cartoons, Funny Stuff, Memes, News, Questions, Reason, Religion — Scottie @ 09:16

Prayer is a brief moment in time when you agree with atheists that your god is a gaping dickhole.

7. Strangle logic to death with any apologetic described as a “slam dunk for Jesus.” Don’t read the replies.
8. Threaten them with hell.
9. Tell them you’ll pray for them.

 

11 Comments »

  1. Prayer is proof humans are more compassionate than god. Like like like. Good morning Scottie.

    Liked by 1 person

    Comment by jim- — September 3, 2018 @ 10:58

  2. Love the Facebook replies! And Mark Twain’s comment? Truth!

    Liked by 1 person

    Comment by Nan — September 3, 2018 @ 12:11

    • Nothing religion hates more than showing how laughable it is. Hugs

      Liked by 1 person

      Comment by Scottie — September 3, 2018 @ 13:14

  3. The fairytale of Noahs ark is only believed by the sectmembers ot the creationists But he must have been a brilliant weather-forecaster.
    Nobody answers, what this ark for hundreds of thousands of animals was build of;
    Nobody answers, what those hundreds of thousands of animals were fed with – and who fed them. And the boat – that build itself within days of reeds and wire mesh – In how many creationist – days?? And parts of this ancient boat have been found in the brains of sect-members of creationists. Well dear readers: The earth is flat. And the sect-members of creationists do have at least two heads – for that many bullshit.

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    Comment by Miles — September 3, 2018 @ 13:08

  4. Ain’t it amazing how God can morph to fit the convenience of a specific person, place, circumstance and time? Wow … just wow. :0 Hugs, my friend!

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    Comment by jilldennison — September 4, 2018 @ 04:37

  5. Lol those quotes are good. For the Noah’s ark one, replace 100,000+ animals with several million. How does Noah feed them all and stop them all from following their natural instincts?

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    Comment by TheCovertAtheist — September 4, 2018 @ 05:48

    • Yup. Got to love the many problems with that story. I was watching a YouTube video about it and by the time the guy got to the end of the story all the animals were dead one way or the other. Hugs

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      Comment by Scottie — September 4, 2018 @ 09:03

  6. Hi Scottie, did you know that in Floridaalone there exists 164 of voucher schools where they teach creationism in Science Classes?
    And as I know, these schools are NOT religious schools. link:
    pbs.org/independentlens/blog/hundreds-of-voucher-schools-teach-creationism-in-science-classes/
    Know about who is financing these voucher schools?

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    Comment by miles — September 4, 2018 @ 10:45

    • Thank you Miles. I posted the article and gave you the finder credit. Hugs

      Like

      Comment by Scottie — September 4, 2018 @ 14:09


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