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September 27, 2018

Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Pharmacy funnies and a joke or two for your health!

Filed under: News — Scottie @ 16:46

With everything going on today I felt the real need to have a bit of humor. Thank you for providing a wonderful tonic to sooth my nerves from the trials of the day. I recommend every one try some, but not the spoonful from the bottle. 😄😃😜😋Hugs

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

And today’s joke department…..

A miracle drug is one that has now the same price as last year.

Birth Control Pills for every purpose.

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”

The woman responded, “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor thought some more and continued, “How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?”

The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice and I sleep better at night.”

Blood Sugar Levels

I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists’ high counter is located.

I took out my little…

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