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October 7, 2018

Sunday funnies

Filed under: News — Scottie @ 19:35

How foolish is the wishes of adults, when children can think of far more fantastic wishes even in a day dream. I wish I could see as a child again. Hugs

bluebird of bitterness

A multimillionaire nearing the end of his life was distraught because he had worked so hard for his wealth, and he wanted to be able to take it with him when he died. He prayed and asked God if he could do so.

“Sorry,” said God. “Rules are rules.”

But the man begged and pleaded, and eventually God relented.

“Oh, all right, you win,” said God. “I’ll make an exception just this once. You can bring one suitcase.”

Overjoyed, the man took his largest suitcase, filled it with gold bars, and set it beside his bed.

Soon afterward, the man died and arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter welcomed him, but then he saw the suitcase and said, “You can’t bring that in here.”

The man explained that he had special permission from God. St. Peter was skeptical, but went to check the story out. After a while he returned.

“You’re right,” he said. “God says…

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