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July 14, 2017

Can’t have tops without bottoms. Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, meme — Scottie @ 21:24

July 4, 2017

smirk

Filed under: Funny Stuff, News — Scottie @ 19:54

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June 29, 2017

A midget from Texas. :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes — Scottie @ 14:47

A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem. 

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. 

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. “Hmm…” mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

“Aha!” said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. 

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side… then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. 

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.  The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. 

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. 

The doctor said, “How does that feel now?” The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t even feel it.  What did you do?” 

The doctor replied “I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.” 

June 22, 2017

Till the cat wakes up.

Filed under: Animals, Funny Stuff — Scottie @ 10:52

June 10, 2017

I can’t resist memory foam

Filed under: Funny Stuff, News — Scottie @ 16:35

June 9, 2017

Freedom To Force Religion – YouTube

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Questions, Religion — Scottie @ 17:58

May 16, 2017

ORIGINAL – Please Move The Deer Crossing Sign. HILARIOUS STUPIDITY. Must Hear!! – YouTube

Filed under: Animals, Funny Stuff — Scottie @ 17:09

May 13, 2017

(2) history of the entire world, i guess – YouTube

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Funny videos, History — Scottie @ 14:18

May 7, 2017

I admit I giggled at the first one and laughed at the second. Yes I still have boy in puberty humor. :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, Religion — Scottie @ 22:03

April 30, 2017

Terry Pratchett on God – YouTube

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Funny videos, Ideas, Reason, Religion — Scottie @ 15:48

I thank Ark for reminding me of this author.   https://attaleuntold.wordpress.com/

I like how he describes the Christian God he found in the Bible.  Hugs

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