Scotties Toy Box

October 13, 2017

A mean state of mind ????

Filed under: Funny Stuff, meme — Scottie @ 19:29

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looks good to me

Filed under: Funny Stuff, meme — Scottie @ 19:23

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October 9, 2017

Where white man went wrong …. from Randy. Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, News — Scottie @ 08:49

Where the white man went wrong

October 8, 2017

You Picked a Fine Time to be a Dumb Ass – YouTube

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Funny videos, Political, Song — Scottie @ 16:49

September 17, 2017

Is this a religion or a swingers club? Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, meme, Religion — Scottie @ 06:39

August 31, 2017

For my Non Twitter followers.

Filed under: Funny Stuff, News — Scottie @ 12:36

big anus

July 14, 2017

Can’t have tops without bottoms. Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, meme — Scottie @ 21:24

July 4, 2017

smirk

Filed under: Funny Stuff, News — Scottie @ 19:54

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June 29, 2017

A midget from Texas. :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes — Scottie @ 14:47

A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem. 

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. 

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. “Hmm…” mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

“Aha!” said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. 

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side… then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. 

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.  The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. 

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. 

The doctor said, “How does that feel now?” The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t even feel it.  What did you do?” 

The doctor replied “I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.” 

June 22, 2017

Till the cat wakes up.

Filed under: Animals, Funny Stuff — Scottie @ 10:52

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