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April 19, 2019

WOW really butch for a Navy Officer

Filed under: Homosexual, Jokes, LGBTQ, People I like — Scottie @ 15:06


April 7, 2019

Infidel’s Link round-up for 7 April 2019

Filed under: Cartoons, Funny Stuff, Jokes, Memes, News, Things I like — Scottie @ 08:32

Infidel does the hard work of gathering and publishing a grand list of sites to hit on Sunday morning.  Please check them out.  Hugs

March 13, 2019


Filed under: Atheism, Cartoons, Funny Stuff, Jokes, Memes, News, Questions, Reason, Religion — Scottie @ 09:25


February 13, 2019

Executive time at the White House

Filed under: Criminal, Fascism, Jokes, News, Political, Questions — Scottie @ 13:48

Trump Installs Room-Sized Golf Simulator Game At WH

Trump’s system cost about $50,000, and was put in during the last few weeks in a room in his personal quarters, a White House official said.

President Trump has built his schedules around long blocks of “executive time” — unstructured periods in the day where the president’s schedules show no official meetings. He often spends this time watching TV, tweeting, holding impromptu meetings and making phone calls, aides have said.

President Obama reportedly had a similar but far less sophisticated golf simulator.

December 21, 2018

Some funny cat stuff, because we need it. Hugs

Filed under: Animals, Funny Stuff, Jokes, Nature, News, Things I like — Scottie @ 10:27









August 12, 2018

He told a (very mild) joke about Trump. A Trump supporter approached him after and said he shouldn’t make jokes about Trump or he would “end up with a bullet in the head”

Filed under: Funny videos, Gun Control, Harm, Jokes, News, Political, Questions, Reason — Scottie @ 16:11

August 2, 2018

After …

Filed under: Atheism, Cartoons, Children, Jokes, News, Questions, Religion, Sex — Scottie @ 16:14


November 25, 2017

sexy talk

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, Memes — Scottie @ 09:34

November 18, 2017

Church wear from Professor Taboo. Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, Memes — Scottie @ 17:06

Go big or go home. Texas style.

November 16, 2017

Out of what? A joke from a great lady friend. Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, Things I like — Scottie @ 19:02

A catholic priest and a Ra-bi are walking down the street when 10 year old boy passes by them. The priest says to the Ra-bi “Let’s go fuck that boy”.

To which the ra-bi exclaims “Out of what?!”



November 11, 2017

Presidential Pee

Filed under: Jokes, Memes, Political — Scottie @ 07:26







July 15, 2017

I talk to my pets…….. Hugs

Filed under: Atheism, Jokes, Memes, Religion — Scottie @ 11:20

July 14, 2017

Can’t have tops without bottoms. Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, Memes — Scottie @ 21:24

June 29, 2017

A midget from Texas. :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes — Scottie @ 14:47

A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem. 

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. 

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. “Hmm…” mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

“Aha!” said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. 

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side… then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. 

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.  The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. 

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. 

The doctor said, “How does that feel now?” The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t even feel it.  What did you do?” 

The doctor replied “I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.” 

May 7, 2017

I admit I giggled at the first one and laughed at the second. Yes I still have boy in puberty humor. :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, Religion — Scottie @ 22:03

April 20, 2017

I got stuck at one of these…. just not sure which one :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes — Scottie @ 16:47

January 8, 2017

Cold Morning from Randy

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, Memes, News — Scottie @ 17:37

December 28, 2016

For heretherebespiders … with many hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Health, Jokes, Religion — Scottie @ 15:33

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Didn’t he already do that ????

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Ideas, Jokes, Memes, Questions, Religion — Scottie @ 11:18

December 24, 2016

This is one thing a husband is for…. :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Ideas, Jokes, Memes — Scottie @ 12:14


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