Scotties Toy Box

July 15, 2017

I talk to my pets…….. Hugs

Filed under: Atheism, Jokes, meme, Religion — Scottie @ 11:20

July 14, 2017

Can’t have tops without bottoms. Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, meme — Scottie @ 21:24

June 29, 2017

A midget from Texas. :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes — Scottie @ 14:47

A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem. 

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. 

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. “Hmm…” mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

“Aha!” said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. 

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side… then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. 

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.  The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. 

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. 

The doctor said, “How does that feel now?” The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t even feel it.  What did you do?” 

The doctor replied “I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.” 

May 7, 2017

I admit I giggled at the first one and laughed at the second. Yes I still have boy in puberty humor. :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, Religion — Scottie @ 22:03

April 20, 2017

I got stuck at one of these…. just not sure which one :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes — Scottie @ 16:47

January 8, 2017

Cold Morning from Randy

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Jokes, meme, News — Scottie @ 17:37

December 28, 2016

For heretherebespiders … with many hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Health, Jokes, Religion — Scottie @ 15:33

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Didn’t he already do that ????

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Ideas, Jokes, meme, Questions, Religion — Scottie @ 11:18

December 24, 2016

This is one thing a husband is for…. :) Hugs

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Ideas, Jokes, meme — Scottie @ 12:14

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November 19, 2016

A grin and a smile.

Filed under: Animals, Ideas, Jokes, My Life and Rants, Pictures — Scottie @ 18:42

OK took some time off of all the politics and all the blogs I need to get to, because there was a new movie Ron said I should buy.  Yes I told him of it and yes I wanted it.    Is that a question?  I loved it.  Then looking down at my desk after being wrapped up in the movie I took these two photos.   I guess some liked watching the movie with me.  Hugs

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