kiddo2:
“Not even in the bible? Hell is mentioned for wrongdoers like murderers and rapists, but even for them hell is not eternal. Hell is a timely punishment for people who have contiously done more wrong than good to other people. God’s love is...

kiddo2

Not even in the bible? Hell is mentioned for wrongdoers like murderers and rapists, but even for them hell is not eternal. Hell is a timely punishment for people who have contiously done more wrong than good to other people. God’s love is infinite.

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Wait, did you literally just invent a thing where people somehow get out of hell?

I can’t… the mental gymnastics of trying to pretend a malevolent dictator is infinitely loving because it’s only temporarily malevolent – for periods that are undefined… how desperate are you to enslave yourself to this imaginary monster that you’d surrender your humanity and rationalize torture?

Any parent who is only mildly competent is more loving than the fictional supervillain you worship, since every parent I’ve ever asked would find it abhorrent to put their child into a basement filled with lava for even a moment in time. Even most unfit parents are more loving; at least the ones who are merely negligent, rather than malicious. But your despot does it for as long as it feels like, to punish a human for the god’s own mistakes.

Torture is not love. Blaming others for your own failings is not love.

The bible is very prescriptive about how much to pay a father for raping his daughter, who and for how long you can enslave people and the process to make them your slave for life, how people picking up sticks on the Sabbath should be killed, how many days a woman is unclean for after giving birth to a boy (7) or a girl (14), and the number of cubits long, high and wide to build a floating barge that will hold 3 million species. Can you point me to the chapter and verse which outlines the durations in hell prescribed for each “wrongdoing”. You know, prior to Hell Parole?

On the other hand:

I would love to know what drinks you think they serve in the transit lounge between heaven and hell.

Jesus himself condemns people to hell for simply not being interested in his silly travelling vaudeville act:

Jesus also says that most people will end up in hell. This entire notion is the source of Xtian arrogance. Their unique specialness at having gotten the “right” myth and everyone else suffering for their lack of worthless “faith.”

You’ve never actually read the bible, have you?

But what I love most about your wacky claim which doesn’t line up with scripture at all, is that atheists don’t have anything to worry about, and nobody has any reason to be a Xtian or follow your crazy sky Santa. If only “wrongdoers” like murderers and rapists end up in hell, then I can safely completely ignore everything about your cloud monster. That story you invented just completely dismantled Pascal’s Wager.

We can also conclude, given the descriptions in the bible, that heaven is also not eternal, as they are presented as the two opposite results.

Oops, once again your bible doesn’t agree with your claim that only wrongdoers will suffer. It specifically names non-believers. Your infinitely loving god will torture Hindus, Scientologists, Buddhists, atheists and everybody else who found the claims of its existence unconvincing. Because it chose to be unconvincing.

Slenderman watches from the shadows, never revealing himself, and on one random day some time in the future will slowly hack the arms and legs off everybody who doesn’t believe in him with a rusty saw, but then buy them all prosthetics, so everything will be okay. Wow, Slenderman’s love sure does sound infinite to me!

It’s weird that you think even murderers and rapists don’t get tortured forever, when even blasphemers are:

Your bible doesn’t say what you pretend it says. Clearly. You’ve made up your own religion in an attempt to make your “god”, the story’s antagonist, seem less despicable than the story portrays it. Your religion is different than the religion in the bible, and it’s telling that you know this.

Maybe read the bible one day. Put it on your summer reading list.

(Round 3? Or is two new ass holes ripped into you sufficient?)