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August 1, 2020

Nationalist Geographic

Filed under: Funny Stuff, News, Political, Questions, Satire, Videos — Scottie @ 04:09

July 29, 2020

Lion in the classroom

July 28, 2020

Let’s talk about what the 2021 school year might be like….

Filed under: Children, Death, Family, Health, News, Political, Questions, Reason, Satire, Science, Videos — Scottie @ 05:02

June 19, 2019

I am so tired of this straight pride bullshit. If you have not suffered for your sexuality what have you overcome to be proud of?

Filed under: Bigotry, Fascism, Gender, Harm, Hate, Homosexual, LGBTQ, Political, Questions, Religion, Satire, Sex — Scottie @ 15:19

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February 12, 2019

Rowan Atkinson: Toby the Devil | We Are Most Amused and Amazed | London Palladium

Filed under: Atheism, Funny Stuff, Funny videos, Religion, Satire, Things I like — Scottie @ 09:12

From Randy, enjoy.  Hugs

November 13, 2018

GOP Jesus

Filed under: Atheism, Funny Stuff, Funny videos, News, Questions, Religion, Satire — Scottie @ 12:33

August 6, 2018

GOP Butthurt Report

Filed under: Funny Stuff, News, Political, Satire — Scottie @ 17:40

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July 20, 2016

Trump Admits, I’m Really Dr. Zaius

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Satire — Scottie @ 18:23

Banana City, North Carolina.   In shocking news today from the Republican National Convention, soon to be U.S. President, Donald Trump, announced he’s actually Dr. Zaius from the Planet of th…

Source: Trump Admits, I’m Really Dr. Zaius

 

Ah the scoop is in.   Bill Maher was correct.   As normal the Inspired by the Divine has the inside story and knows what some try to hide.   I showed this to Ron who gave it a big compliment.   Many hugs  

June 29, 2016

OK, who let their boyfriend out after feeding time ???

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February 18, 2016

Wow, I hope we get more of these.

Filed under: Ideas, Jokes, Political, Questions, Satire — Scottie @ 19:17

December 27, 2015

Literally Genesis – YouTube

Filed under: Atheism, History, Questions, Reason, Religion, Satire — Scottie @ 13:43

I love this YouTube series as the author is so very very funny. While reading and staying true to the subject he is reading , he makes detours and jokes and just makes it so real and funny, pointing out where it is totally off the rails, and where it contradicts it self verse by verse. This is not a bible reading for those who are not wiling to see the verses for what they are and not for those still having their reason blocked. It is funny, and enjoyable. But totally not a gift one gives to their super religious friends. Hugs

November 13, 2015

Black Friday Shot 47 Times By Police

Filed under: Satire — Scottie @ 18:24

Source: Black Friday Shot 47 Times By Police

September 2, 2015

Yoda & Ken Ham Discuss Marvel’s Guardians Of The Galaxy

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Ideas, Satire — Scottie @ 10:28

Source: Yoda & Ken Ham Discuss Marvel’s Guardians Of The Galaxy

Wonderful satire and I loved it. I could hear the voices of each of them as I read it, it is that well written. I hope all enjoy the TACP blog as much as I . Hugs I give to you. 🙂

August 16, 2015

Chase The Homos Around The Globe: A Grace Church Seattle Board Game

Filed under: Bigotry, Gender, Harm, Health, History, Homosexual, News, Political, Religion, Satire — Scottie @ 22:07

OK, my thoughts.  This is very funny.  It is even more funny if you know what these “fucktards” are trying to do.  They are a really rabid group of anti-gay haters.   They are far more than just anti-gay, they are against anything that doesn’t conform to their views, and that includes just about everything.   Form what I have read , they are basically a much smarter “Westboro Baptist Church”. and they are far more dangerous.  Hugs

Chase The Homos Around The Globe: A Grace Church Seattle Board Game.

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Join These Christians In Chasing Homos Around The World By Buying Grace Church Seattle's New Board Game, Chase The Homo Around The Globe

Join These Christians In Chasing Homos Around The World By Buying Grace Church Seattle’s New Board Game,  Chase The Homos Around The Globe

The cost of the game is 24.95, and, like was said earlier, all proceeds from the sales of it go to help Katy Faust and her homophobic husband spread their particular brand of Christian hate and bigotry across the globe.  Buy now, and receive a, Grace Church Seattle Hates Fags, T-Shirt absolutely free, while supplies last.

August 2, 2015

8 Years Of Republican Predictions About Obama Have Literally All Come True | National Report

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Satire — Scottie @ 15:39

8 Years Of Republican Predictions About Obama Have Literally All Come True | National Report.

Wonderful satire.    Made me chuckle and laugh.  My only question is why anyone believes the republicans when they and fixed noise  ( aka fox news ) has gotten everything wrong.  They should be forced to apologize every time they are proven wrong.  Yet people still believe their stupid predictions and stump speeches.   and keep voting for them.  Sad.  hugs

July 31, 2015

Pussy Talk

Filed under: Animals, Satire — Scottie @ 10:15

Pussy Talk.

Very funny.  The comments are fun also.   Enjoy.  Hugs

July 26, 2015

welcome to the vortex | I can’t be a Christian

Filed under: Satire — Scottie @ 12:37

I almost missed the point of this one.  Then I got it.  Satire, a time honored tradition to show the folly of something.  Thanks, great post.  Hugs

welcome to the vortex | I can’t be a Christian.

“I would warn Orlando that you’re right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don’t think I’d be waving those flags [gay pride flags] in God’s face if I were you, This is not a message of hate , this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It’ll bring about terrorist bombs; it’ll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor.” – Pat Robertson

June 15, 2015

Creationism – FunSubstance.com

Filed under: History, Religion, Satire, Science — Scottie @ 11:19

Creationism – FunSubstance.com.

May 23, 2015

One-third of American 8th graders think Canada is a dictatorship, report reveals – Trending – CBC News

Filed under: Children, Economics, Health, Ideas, News, Political, Religion, Satire — Scottie @ 16:50

This is what republican education leadership and unending tests that make no sense get you.   Yes lets have more religion in public schools so we can have people so uneducated they think that Canada is a dictatorship.  What is wrong with people that they will support this.  The fact is Canada has a higher standard of living, longer life expectancy and lower infant morality.   They accept and have for a many years had same sex marriage.  They have greater freedoms that we do here in the USA with less government spying and intrusion.  These are facts!  However the religious leaders who want a theocracy here in the USA can’t let the people know this, that the country right next to ours has universal health care and that it works and the people love it, because you might want it also.  That would spoil the profit of the many companies that bleed you dry of any income and keep you in the dark.   Hugs

One-third of American 8th graders think Canada is a dictatorship, report reveals – Trending – CBC News.

It was here that reporters learned of how many young Americans think Canada has more in common with North Korea, politically, than with our neighbours to the south.

“What do the current governments of Canada, France, and Australia have in common?” reads the multiple choice question.

Of the four potential answers, “They have leaders with absolute power” was selected by 23 per cent of respondents.

Another 10 per cent of students said: “They are controlled by the military,” while 12 per cent chose “They discourage participation by citizens in public affairs.”

August 21, 2014

Infant Leaves Dad in Car in 90 Degree Heat for Six Hours | Broken World News

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Satire — Tags: — Scottie @ 11:27

OK this is an example of the satire I mention in my last post.  Here in Florida we often have in the news kids being left in cars in the hot sun.  Animals also.  This happens weekly.   Yet the people always seem stunned that the heat in the car caused death for the being left in the car with no A/C.   Look it is hot enough outside here in Florida, so prove this to your self.  Go sit in your car for a few minutes, and leave the windows up, and with NO A/C.  Just sit there.  In less than five minutes you will have the doors open and be pissed off.   I am disabled and often want to go with Ron shopping.  I often get to where I can’t walk and will chose to stay in the car.   Ron always makes sure the car is running and I have A/C on and that I have fluid to drink to keep cool.  This is one adult looking after another.  How much more do adults owe it to kids and animals to look after them.  Hugs

Infant Leaves Dad in Car in 90 Degree Heat for Six Hours | Broken World News.

INFANT LEAVES DAD IN CAR IN 90 DEGREE HEAT FOR SIX HOURS

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ROCK RIDGE, New Mexico–A 29 year-old father of two was found dead in his car in front of the Building Blocks Child Care center yesterday.  Authorities allege the man, Dustin Ashlock, had been forced to wait in the car for over six hours in the sweltering heat while his son, Neal, 2, hung out with some friends inside the center.  When questioned as to why he had left his father inside the vehicle, Neal Ashlock reportedly shrugged and claimed he had “forgetted.”

A spokesman for the police department said the incident is still under investigation, but many people close to the situation have commented on Neal Ashlock’s behavior, noting that he has displayed a surprising lack of emotion.

“It’s so sad,” said Krista Hanks, a cook at the center, “This family has lost a father, a husband.  And Neal, he just acts like he doesn’t have  a care in the world.  Could he have done this on purpose?  How could he forget that his dad was in the car while he played with his friends?”

Outside temperatures were in the nineties while Ashlock waited in the car.  Experts estimate that the temperature inside the car could have approached 175 degrees.  The police spokesman said it will be up to a week before a decision is made whether any charges will be filed against Neal Ashlock.

“This infant ran and played with his pals while his father was literally cooked alive,” said Art Vandelay, a local businessman, “And he wants us to believe it was an accident.  I hope they throw the book at the little fucker, and I hope he’s tried as an adult.”

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